Top 10 Lies Voice Actors Tell
In Hopes Of Getting Ahead ...
By Paul Strikwerda
How far would you go to get ahead in this game we call the voice over marketplace?
Would you betray your pacifist principles and record a promotional video for land mines?
Would you flirt with the casting director? Would you badmouth a colleague in the hopes of improving your odds?
As soon as money is involved, people are prepared to sell their dignity and self-respect to the highest bidder, and it's survival of the slickest and every man for himself.
IT'S ALL ABOUT ME
Take no prisoners. After all, the economy sucks and it ainít getting better any time soon.
If itís a choice between you and me, my friend, it better be me.
In an attempt to break into the business or simply stay afloat, people even start sinning against the Ninth Commandment: Thou shalt not bear false witness.
What do they tell you in this business?
If you can't make it, just fake it!
FRAUD ON THE INTERNET
Thatís why the almighty Internet is inundated with pretenders, posers, anonymous commentators and self-styled experts.
In this day and age where the latest is the greatest, nobody bothers to fact-check anymore. Itís the ideal opportunity to be whoever you say you are.
No questions asked. Itís in black and white. That means itís reliable, right?
Now, donít believe for one second that the people in our community are holier than the Pope. They are not.
A WEB OF LIES
Some of them are spinning a world wide web of lies.
Of course they donít call it that. They see it as innocent embellishments of the truth. The means justify the ends.
Meanwhile, they are walking around with their pants on fire.
Hereís my Top 10 list of the most common lies people tell to get ahead in our line of work:
Lie: "With years of experience under her belt, Carla can handle almost any project."
Truth: Carla has been at it for five months; part-time, that is.
2. Training and Coaching
Lie: "Roger has studied with some of the world's best coaches.Ē
Truth: He took an introductory course at the local community college.
Lie: "John has recorded voice overs for some of the biggest names in business.Ē
Truth: John wishes he had recorded voice overs for some of the biggest names in business.
Lie: "Peter exclusively uses his trusted Neumann U87, arguably the best known and most widely used studio microphone in the world.
Truth: Peter doesnít even know how to correctly pronounce the name Neumann. He is the proud owner of a second-hand Chinese condenser he got off eBay for $65.
5. Home Studios
Lie: "Heather records her voice overs in her professional studio, guaranteeing you the highest audio quality possible."
Truth: Heather hides inside a bedroom closet and she has no idea why this mattress foam wonít keep the noise out. She wonders: Should I have used egg crates instead?
Lie: It sounds like Thomas really voiced those national campaigns, doesnít it?
Truth: The scripts were stolen from auditions that never worked out. An audio engineer friend helped him with the music.
7. Languages and Accents
Lie: "Jerome speaks Dutch and is available for your eLearning projects."
Truth: Jerome was born, raised and educated in Flanders (Belgium) and speaks Flemish. Dutch and Flemish are just as related and just as different as American and British English. Substitute Dutch and Flemish for other languages and accents to expose other actors.
Lie: "Jennifer was a delight to work with. Our company would not hesitate to hire her again.Ē
Truth: Jennifer never worked for "that company" and she is the author of this endorsement.
Lie: We see a young, smiling face, staring confidently into the camera.
Truth: After 10 years, Harry doesn't look like his old head shot anymore. Heís become bitter and it shows. He also gained 20 pounds.
10. Believing that you wonít get caught
You see, people with real credentials have real experience and a real portfolio. They donít have to hide behind vague descriptions and false advertising.
The truth will always come out and when it does, it will damage a career that never was and probably never will be.
SPOTTING THE ROTTEN APPLE
You donít have to be a detective to find the fakers. Liars usually do a great job exposing themselves.
I was emailing one of my colleagues the other day, and he shared the following story with me:
"I've read your blogs regarding people that want to be a voice over talent with interest. I have some ideas on people that are "posing" as voice over talent and how to spot them immediately.
"For example: a young lady recently posted on a LinkedIn forum complaining that she wasn't being hired via sites like Voices.com and how obviously the system was flawed, and that was the reason she wasn't getting work.
"I visited her website to find that (through the placement of national logos for Burger King and Nissan) she had implied that she'd done voice over work for national companies.
"When I listened to her demo it was apparent that she had nowhere near the skill level of a national voice talent.
A STOLEN CLIENT
"Furthermore - on her website there was a mention of a client that she claimed as her client, when in fact, it had been MY client for more than four years.
"A quick check with producers led me to find that this person had never worked with that company.
"In short, she wasnít getting work because she sucked as a 'talent.'
"And yet, she couldn't hear this, and was angry with the world because she wasn't getting work.
"What are these people thinking? Do they really believe they can fool an experienced producer or creative service director?"
ACTORS ARE LIARS
People in our profession have a strange relationship with the truth. We get paid to pretend.
The most convincing liars get the nicest paychecks, an Oscar and a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame.
However, true talent, trust and integrity are the cornerstones of a successful career.
Trust must be earned.
True talent and integrity can never be faked.
Ainít that the truth?
What are some of the lies that you have spotted?
ABOUT PAUL ...
Paul Strikwerda is a 25-year veteran of the voice over industry whose Nethervoice service features German and Dutch voice overs, translation and evaluation services. Born in Holland, he has worked for Dutch national and international radio, the BBC and American Public Radio. Although 90% of his work is in English, Strikwerda also records in Dutch, German and French. Clients include Novartis, Johnson & Johnson, and the Discovery Channel. He also publishes an informative and entertaining blog, Double Dutch.
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